Now I've Seen it All!

I was really excited about my new patio cover for our set we purchased in Summer... Reason being we have all of the cushions in the garage so the outside weather doesn't ruin them, but it's totally cramping my style... So this new cover is suppose to cover everything (including the chairs)! Right now we have this ugly yellow tarp over the table only... So I go out with Alyssa and excitedly pull the tarp off.. when I saw this thing Fly out.. Alyssa is watching it also.. At first I thought it was a large butterfly but then thought that doesn't sound right... So I keep staring at it flying over head like I really P.O. it... WHEN FINALLY it goes over Alyssa's head and right in front of my face! What was it???? It was a BAT! I made eye contact with it and saw its teeth! Now I've seen it all... I think I live in the wild! I let out a scream that woke Ben up and sent him running and made Alyssa cry... and saddest part... my new patio cover doesn't fit! Oh well... maybe next time!